Thursday, July 24, 2014

Life with Jesse Daniels - Upcoming YA Fiction Release



I am very excited to announce that my debut novel, Life with Jesse Daniels is in the hands of my editor and will be released in the coming weeks!!!!!!!! (Is that enough exclamation points?)

When people say something sucked the life right out of them, they're usually exaggerating. Believe me, this is no exaggeration! I spent the last eight years (on and off) working on this book. I first wrote it in 2006. I say "I first wrote it" because it certainly wasn't the last.

I rewrote it.

And rewrote it.

And rewrote it.

And this year, I completely rewrote it. It has come far from what it originally was. Light years.

Okay, just years....

I'm a perfectionist. It had to be perfect. So I edited it about a million times. No exaggeration. And it's finally with my editor! That means (for once) no more changes! Yes, I said for once, because for someone who is not a fan of change, I change the hell out of things! lol

More to follow!

Friday, July 11, 2014

No Dragon Your Feet! Take Off Your Shoes Home Signs with Coupon

Take Off Your Shoes at the Door Home Signs
No Dragon Your Feet - Remove Your Shoes at the Door Sign
This whimsical new "No Dragon Your Feet" Remove Shoes Sign is now available in our store! It politely asks guests to take off their shoes at the door, and it's just the thing to help keep your home as clean as possible!

Looking for savings? Use coupon code NoDragon to save an extra 5% on this sign at checkout! Coupon good for purchases made through DontTouchBaby.com only! See site for details.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The Seacats: A Home for Chizzel is an Amazon Best-Seller!



Check it out! The Seacats: A Home For Chizzel is currently on Amazon.com's best-selling Children's books list!!! How exciting!!!

You can get a copy on Amazon or purchase an autographed copy on DontTouchBaby.com!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Wash Your Hands Sign for Home, Office, Classrooms, School, Day Care Centers

Wash Your Hands classroom, school, bathroom sign
WASH YOUR HANDS SIGN 

NEW! Flower Friends Wash Your Hands Sign

Perfect for kitchen, bathroom, day cares, pediatriciansoffice, school, classrooms, home ... just about any room in the house! This sign politely reminds people to wash their hands to avoid the spread of germs and flu virus. You can purchase it here.

As a reminder, you can reach our site through these other websites as well:

WashYourHandsSigns.comPremieSigns.comCHDSigns.com and CarSeatSigns.com!

Friday, June 27, 2014

GO AWAY Signs

Go Away Novelty Door Signs
GO AWAY Sign
Yes, you read that right! It's a Seacats Tattle GO AWAY Novelty Front Door Sign with attitude! It tells people you're not accepting visitors. As a total hermit (I live out in Middle of Nowhere, Alaska) it should not come as a surprise that I would design this.

It probably shouldn't come as a surprise that I would use this, either. lol

And it does end on a polite note! Always a plus!

So if you know a hermit with a great sense of humor (or maybe simply a hermit), you now have the perfect gift idea! You're welcome.

P.S.: It's currently on sale! Grab it before it's gone!

As a reminder, you can always view our sales and DAILY DEAL and reach our site through these other websites as well:

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Thursday, June 26, 2014

"A-Z The Universe in Me" Children's Book is Winner of the GOLD MOM'S CHOICE AWARDS


A book I illustrated, A - Z The Universe in Me is not only a colorful, cute & cuddly, self-esteem-building bedtime read, it is also a best-selling book on Amazon.com, it won the Reader's Favorite Book Award and the GOLD Mom's Choice Awards! I really can't be more excited!!!

Best Selling Children's Book for Self-esteem
Best-Selling Children's Book 
I am in the process of illustrating a new book for this very talented author, Michal Noah, and I look forward to sharing more details shortly!

Thursday, June 19, 2014

What's Wrong with Max?

Giant Malamute Dog
Max the Giant Malamute
As many of you know, I have a Giant Alaskan Malamute named Max. Something very odd has gotten into poor Max recently. At the ripe old age of 2 and 1/2, he is exhibiting some very strange behavior.

He has:

- Stopped prancing on the couch
- Stopped chewing DVDs
- Stopped peeing on the floor
- Stopped eating shoes
- Stopped scratching the carpet
- Stopped eating socks. STOPPED EATING SOCKS!!!
- Stopped destroying things. Anything. Everything. (I'm almost certain I am jinxing myself here.)

Instead he is:

- Taking orders from my 2-year-old. Sometimes even before he takes orders from me.
- Lying around like a very expensive throw rug (see photo above)
- Sniffing things and leaving them alone. Well, except for moose.
- Not eating socks. Come on, our feet don't smell any different....
- Super affectionate "good boy".
- And he doesn't step on my feet. (Too often.)

Like I said, very odd behavior. I'm almost worried. Almost.

I'm not entirely worried because he still steals my popcorn, so I know it's still "him" in that big goofy head of his. He hasn't been abducted by aliens or anything. Whew! 

You can follow Max on Facebook here.


Saturday, June 14, 2014

Independence Day Photo Cards

Independence Day Photo Cards 

Can you believe it's almost July?! Wow! Check out our Patriotic Teddy Bear Independence Day Photo Cards, and other cute CARDS in our store!

Not only are these customized for you, but they are digital, so you receive them quickly and you can print as many as you need, anywhere: at home, at the grocery store or at your favorite printer! They will save you BIG BUCKS over buying photo cards through online POD stores or even the basic generic cards at your local retailer!



Thursday, June 12, 2014

NO SHOES Home Signs

NEW signs in our store! This one says "NO SHOES Beyond This Point". It politely asks visitors to keep your home clean by removing their shoes!

Check this and our other new signs out at DontTouchBaby.com, under the category ENTRY.

Take Your Shoes Off Sign
The BOOT - Remove Your Shoes at the Door Sign 

As a reminder, you can always view our sales and DAILY DEAL and reach our site through these other websites as well:

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Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Custom Indie Book Covers, Get a Front Cover for $60.00 - First 25 Orders Only!

Custom Indie Book Cover Web Special 

Attention Writers: We are running a web special! The FIRST 25 CUSTOMERS get $55 OFF a CUSTOM COVER DESIGN for their next novel! 

That's as low as $60 for a professional custom front cover — cheaper than most premade book covers! Get one for your upcoming book, or get extras for works-in-progress!

No coupon necessary — Discount appears in your cart! Expires once we reach 25 customers, or on 6/20/14, whichever comes first. You snooze, you lose!

Price good through DontTouchBaby.com only. Contact us via Live Chat if you have questions! Thank you & happy writing!

Monday, June 2, 2014

Custom Indie Book Cover Design

Affordable Custom Indie Book Covers 

SPECIAL OFFER for Indie Authors! 

Get a CUSTOM FRONT COVER for your next book or novel designed for a super great price! How great? Under 100 bucks great! View portfolio and the details!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Fun Owl & Giraffe Bokmarks

OWL and GIRAFFE Handmade Bookmark with Tassel (colors may vary) 
If you're an OWL or GIRAFFE fan (or both) check out this adorable handmade bookmark! You can purchase a single bookmark or a 2-pack for only $1.75 more on DontTouchBaby.com!

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